the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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