We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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