I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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