So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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