that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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