I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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