i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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