Fuck appropriateness.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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