dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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