see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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