I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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