P.S. I can't hear my feet
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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