I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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