We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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