i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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