The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize