Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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