It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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