you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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