k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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