I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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