Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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