So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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