fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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