I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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