Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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