Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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