i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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