This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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