they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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