It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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