I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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