so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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