he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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