is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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