is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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