But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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