No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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