i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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