is your mom at the bar?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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