I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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