Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My feet surprised me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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