Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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