Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize