Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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