TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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