you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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