Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
vagina is talking i cant
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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