question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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