Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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