idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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